Political Nonfunctioning

Last night was...let's say...a blur. I went to a political function to hob nob with the best and brightest of our great little city. Being the anti-social butterfly that I am, I was pleasantly surprised to see the alcohol freely flowing. Wine clutched in hand, I made my way through the political maze. A hand shake here, a hand shake there and before I knew it (3 glasses later) I was singing at the top of my lungs to the radio on the way to get some mooses (wink, wink).

Needless to say, I crashed on my bed at 9pm and woke up at 3am with a splitting headache. I tried to bear the pain but as the minutes passed on the alarm clock I knew two tylenol pm's were inevitable. No worries, I thought to myself, it was going to be Friday afterall. I could grab a couple extra hours of zzzs and slip into my desk without anyone noticing. Ahhh...I layed down and began to feel my body relax as sleep was coming over...SH#@! SCHOOL. 9am Fridays, I have school! No sleeping in for me and 4 hours is not near enough time to sleep off the sleeping aid.

So, there I went, out the front door, mascara smeared and all. A triple starbucks was in order. Oh the joys of drinking. Wouldn't it be worth all the money in the world to know what your classmates think of you when you show up on mornings like these???